This isn’t a review so much as my opinions on the series as a whole. No spoilers here so please read, and let me know what you think.



Now first things first GO SEE THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!!!!





Right now STOP reading, go to your nearest theater and check it out. I’m sure face book won’t take this recommendation /review down by time you get back. … I hope.




Now with that being said here are my thoughts on the series in the shortest amount of words I could muster.



Paranormal activity 1 -(4 outta 5)

If you haven’t seen it you should check it out, not scary but interesting.



Paranormal activity 2 – (3 outta 5)

Not very good, but its addition to the mythology of the series puts it right above bad.

I’d recommend just reading its film synopsis instead of being bored for 80 minutes



Paranormal activity 3- (4 outtta 5)

Excellent film, plenty of boo scares to go around, plenty of good things to say about it. Please go see this in theaters, it may lose some of its BOO on DVD.



Here are my thoughts in the long winded way I love.



The original paranormal activity was a great movie that gave us interesting characters that we could connect with to a point. They were a couple slowly discovering that they were being haunted by a demon. It had many good ideas that its sequels reused, and improved.



The Ideas:

Firstly every movie has the demon that can only fully embody our world once it has created enough fear. Each film shows the demon doing relatively pointless tasks at the beginning to install the notion that it exists then, slowly over time as its power grows it becomes more malicious until it creates enough fear to embody a host.



Secondly each film has the victims of the haunting recording themselves in an attempt to figure out the mystery behind their haunting, and only figuring out exactly what is happening at a point too late to do anything about it.



Finally the last idea that the first film created and every sequel uses is the BOO scare. Now even though all three films handle the first and second very well, the boo scares seem to only truly be effective in the new film.





Boo scares within the films:

While the first film had plenty of boo scares, none of them were particularly scary because they all had the same setup. Late at night somewhere between 1 and 6 everything in the film would mute, and something loud, sudden, and creepy would happen. Problem is after the second scare my body was prepared, they went to sleep I would go 3… 2… BOOO. The film was a good movie, but essentially failed to be scary because of its predictability.



The second film also suffered similarly. Now while the second films boo scares were a lot harder to predict, the location of the camera’s prevented you from being able to be truly surprised by what you were seeing. Many times in the movie there were just too many things available for me to look at, and I would only see something move, or slam in passing as my eyes went to investigate a sound on the screen. Leaving me booless for an entire film.



Paranormal activity 3 however HAS NO SUCH PROBLEM. This film had me jumping left, and right. It’s mainly because the demon no longer follows any set pattern or rules. In this film he isn’t scared of sunlight and it just as likely to do something in the day time as he is while everyone is sleeping. With this added bonus of unpredictability scares come more frequently and are more effective than the previous films.

The Good and Bad:

Essentially The first movie excelled at making an interesting atmosphere, story, protagonists, and antagonist. It made you excited to see what the demon would do next, and if you were anything like me, got you to like the protagonists enough to hope that they would survive.



The first film failed at being scary. Even though it had all of the right elements to create a scary situation, sounds, silence, darkness, and the knowledge that something evil wants something from you, it failed to put these elements together well simply because of its own predictable nature.



The second film failed in very similar ways but without the same quality of characters. It also failed because at this point we already knew how the demon worked, and watching a new group of people figure it out was not interesting, especially if you already watched the first film.



The only praise I can give paranormal activity 2 is that it expanded on the mythology of the series telling us who summoned the demon and what exactly it wants. It’s a film that isn’t very good on its own but rewards the viewer with a better understanding going into the third film.



So paranormal activity 3 it excels were its predecessors fell short. It gives us interesting characters, a good story, and unpredictable BOOs. It essentially gave us everything that you could ask this series for. The only complaint I have is with Boo scares. They really work, but I’m not sure if their good enough for repeat viewings honestly my only complaint.

Why DBZ games will allways be Average

Now Dragon ball Z has had a plethora of games over the last 20 years ranging from amazing (budokai) to the almost painful (ultimate battle 22).


Dbz's little way of saying F*** you

However for the most part DBZ games are average. Now average isn't a bad thing not at all. My writing skills are about average (HA HA HA SHut the F*** up), Most movies are right around average, I mean in our daily lives we deal with a large amount of average. Its acceptable for the time being, but beyond that theirs nothing special about it.

Average is perfectly acceptable when regarding a job, or clothing, but in regards to your personal enjoyment shouldn't we strive the exemplary? people love the Anime that the game is based on not because they believe its average, but because they believe its more above average. (its not) (sry that was a little judgmental) ( but seriously Its not)

So DBZ games come with the excitement of using your favorite characters in epic battles much like the ones you've seen on the show. The problem is that you've seen these battles on the show, theirs no question towards who would win. GOKU ALLWAYS WINS. The show makes a huge deal to point out that Goku is the greatest fighter in all of the universe. so why would I want to play a game in which I can have epic battles like Goku vs Krillen? Am I to believe that Goku and Krillen are now to be equals?

DBZ was a show built around the concept of power levels. Now for those who don't know what a power level is it pretty much says how powerful you are. In the show people with lower power levels stood no chance against those with much higher levels. Theirs a whole Vegeta sub plot in which he trains and trains, but still cannot get his power level to be greater that Goku's. Vegeta eventually has to make a deal with the devil (figuratively) to become powerful enough to defeat Goku.

The fighters in DBZ don't learn fighting styles, they don't learn tactics to defeat their enemies. The whole show is a weight lifting competition. Its all about who is stronger not truly about who is the better fighter.

With that being said How can you seriously have a fighting game based on that series? Good fighting games are based off of skill, and strategy where as DBZ is based off of who is more powerful. Its just not an idea that transitions well. so what happens time after time is that you have a game riddled with nostalgic value, but not much else.

The fighting for most games feels generic, and similar among characters. The only real difference among DBZ fighting styles are their signature moves which were all quite different looking energy blasts. However even in that their are problems because main characters have many more moves than villains, and side characters.

DBZ games will always be average because their games steeped with nostalgia. We want so desperately to remember the good ole days of good vs evil. Waking up every Saturday to see what adventure out Z warriors would get into next. It was the plot line and characters that drove the show forward, and the games just don't have that same spark. The games are meant to be nostalgic and because they can only change so much the games will always be weighed down by the source material.

Until DBZ games are allowed to move beyond the show, and create something new, with new characters, new moves, and a much more strategy based game play well your gonna get the average-ness which is DBZ.

So let me finish With a quote from one of my favorite comedians Mitch Hedberg.

"You can't be like pancakes - all exciting at first, but by the end you're fucking sick of 'em! - Mitch Hedberg

So yeah let me know what you think I'm really curious about any other opinions floating around.

Iron Man 2 review

I know what your probably thinking Iron Man 2? That doesn't really fit the criteria for this blog. However It's a movie, and I've seen it so lets get onto the review.

Iron Man 2 is a superhero movie released Friday May 7, 2010. It stars the acting god Robert Downey Jr., and is directed by Jon Favreau.

Now the only reason I mention Jon Favreau is because I didn't know that I knew who Jon Favreau was apperently I do its this guy.

Yeah This guy

Now if you cant recognize him from this picture alone this is the guy who was Vince Vaughn's best friend in Couples Retreat, Four Christmases, and the break up. He also acted in Daredevil, Elf, and G-force, but that is beside the point. The man who's acting resume reads the same as my next six blog posts couldn't possibly be that great of a director could he? ... Well he directed Iron Man, and to many including myself that movie was a piece of genius. I thought Robert Downey carried Iron Man, but in actuality everything about that movie except for the story was enjoyable. so was Iron Man a stroke of genius? or a great directors starting point? (probably a stroke of genius)

So seeing how this is a movie review on movie still in theaters, and based on the type of movie it is I'll review the movie on three sets of criteria. Characters, Story, and action.

Lets start with the character that hogs the most screen time in the movie Tony Stark / Iron Man.

Robert Downey Jr. Reprises his role as the eccentric billionaire Tony Stark the weapons engineering who in a decision to stop building weapons creates a flying tank that shoots lasers, bullets, and missiles.

Ok now I'm totally done... Well maybe one more machine gun wouldn't hurt.

Spoiler Alert
Ok so the trailer for the movie shows you many things however it doesn't show you one of the major plot points of the movie. Now if you want to watch this movie some time, and don't want to have one of the most boring plot points ever ruined for you either stop reading now or skip ahead to another character, and with that being said the spoiler shall begin.

So with the world knowing that Tony Stark is indeed Iron Man Tony's new past time becomes arguing with the department of defense over whether or not he should hand over his "Suite". He also becomes more self destructive, ego centric. Yes more ego centric that he was in the first movie. he also drinks much heavier than he did in the first movie.

This movie attempts to show Tony Stark as a truly flawed man. Gone is his bravado, and self confidence. Its replaced almost completely with cries for help. Cries that almost completely go unanswered. The movie spends so much time going into the problems of our Tony Stark we get almost a full 30 minutes without Iron Man. The much cooler, and at this point more interesting personality among Tony's dual identities.

I just don't like as a whole what was done with the character. I know the comic dives into the faults of tony in an attempt to show some of the inner turmoil that comes with the life of a billionaire genius, with a super suite. ... Turmoil?
The comic just had much more time to work with. That extra time gave them the ability to flesh out the character show many aspects of Tony Stark that the movie just didn't have the time for. I felt although it was kind of interesting to see tony at his worst I think for a sequel we still needed a little bit more of tony at his best.

James Rhodes / War Machine.
Don Cheadle Takes over the role of James Rhodes from Terrence Howard.
Its interesting to see the change in Rhodes between the two movies. Essentially the change occurs because the two actors takes the character, and makes it their own. Under Howard Rhodes seems more in charge. He seems to have the ability to command his subordinates, and persuade his superiors. Howard plays Rhodes as Tony's best friend a man who used his position to make sure his friend was in the best position possible.

Now Don Cheadle plays the same person but Rhodes seems like a whole new person. Now instead of being the man in charge, Rhodes seems like a victim of his position. Having to be the example to his subordinates, and forced to follow the misguided command of his superiors. Now this change in character could of just been written. The character himself could have changed in response to his best friend becoming a super hero. However I think its more on the lines of the character being changed to better fit the actor. I'm sure that in the first movie Terrence Howard greatly affected how he portrayed the character, and Don Cheadle in this movie does the same. The character changes because two great actors decided how the character should be changed, but this creates a bit of disconnect when you view the two movies back to back. It isn't that Don Cheadle does a bad job at playing James Rhodes, just that Terrence Howard played a more confident, more powerful Rhodes, that honestly seemed to have more fun, and seemed to be more useful to Tony that Cheadle's Rhodes.

Pepper Potts
Gwyneth Paltrow Reprises her role as Pepper Potts, Tony's secretary and main love interest. She seems to be in the movie for not much more than to help push the plot along. She is their for many of the movies important scenes, but never really does much. She seems to be a background character their simply because she was their in the first movie. Her dialog is pretty good showing just how much Pepper knows about Tony, but overall their just wasn't many interesting things that this character did.

now in an attempt to save you some time ima take a look at the remaing characters in a more snapshot form.

Black widow- Had one really great action sequence, but overall was just eye candy. Her character was used in a way to connect this movie with the upcoming avengers movie, and didn't really do anything to help push the plot of this movie along.

Nick Fury- Another Character who seems to be here for the sole purpose of Connecting this to the avengers. He does pass along a major plot device but overall I felt that if he wasn't in the movie nothing would have been sacrificed.

Happy Hogan - Played by our director Jon Favreau this is probably one of the best characters in the movie. His scenes are always the funniest, and most enjoyable. He is involved in two fight scenes, and an action sequence, all of them are the best sequences in the movie. Jon Favreau may not have directed the best movie in the world but he damn sure knows a good scene when he sees one, because he is in all of em. If you see him on the screen pay attention something good is about to happen.

Our bad guys - forgettable.

Now that Ive got the characters out of the way lets take a look at the story.

one part of the story shows tony trying to get his life in order in response to his imminent death. This part of the story is the longest, and weakest part of this movie. His death sends him down a spiral of self destruction culminating in him alienating himself from his friends, giving away his company, and giving away one of his suits. This plot point is a very boring one to watch, and it robs the audience of seeing the Tony Stark found in Iron Man. I feel the original movie had a much more upbeat tone, and was overall more enjoyable.

The other part of the story revolves around our main antagonist wanting to destroy Tony Stark because Tony Stark's father destroyed his father. He is a genius, and devises a plan to destroy Iron Man by creating his own suit, and making the world turn against Iron Man. His plan quickly fails, and when he is approached by our films other antagonist he makes a new plan. What is his new plan exactly? ... ??? I have no idea.

The whole thing revolves around him using Hammer industries to create weapons that he uses to try, and destroy Iron Man directly. A Staggering difference from his original plan, but equally as stupid, and it fails just as quickly.

So far the characters are not nearly as charming as they were in the first movie, and the story is immensely striped down. However the action sequences are improved significantly when compared to the original Iron Man.

The original Iron Man's action sequences all involved one sided fights. Their was the fight between the terrorists, and the original Iron Man suit. (One sided Iron man won) the scene between the terrorists, and Iron Mans Mark 2 suit. (one sided Iron Man one)

Their are a plethora of action sequences in Iron Man two, and the three involving the Iron Man suit are all fair fights involving a bit of back, and forth. All are enjoyable.

Its now time for another breakdown.

Did the critics think it was good?
Yes. Iron Man two so far has 74% fresh rating on rotten tomatoes.

Do I think its good?
Yes and No. Its not nearly as good as its predicesor, but as an action movie it hits many of the marks required.

Is it worth watching?
Yea. The story, and characters aren't probably the best around, but i would be crazy to not recommend that everyone go and see this movie. granted its just another turn your brain off action movie, but since when were those not enjoyable?

All in all Iron Man 2 wasn't the best super hero movie in the world, but with some strong action sequences, and some really cool dialog Iron Man two surpasses the faults of many Super Hero movies and deserves to be seen.

3-5.

Twilight review

Its spring the suns out, the birds are singing their beautiful little songs, flowers are coming out hiding and I am in love. I meet a beautiful woman who for some reason or another is insane enough to like me, and in my love we hang together, go to restaurants, watch movies, and SHE MADE ME WATCH TWILIGHT. SHE MADE me WATCH SHE MADE ME WATCH (Sin City reference)

Its a story about a guy, and a girl falling in love. The biggest twist in the movie (using the word twist lightly) is that the guy is a vampire, and he has to protect the girl from a group of rival vampires. Its a very simple story, however because of all the hype Twilight gets, this simple story gets blown way out of proportion.

Many people love this movie, many people hate this movie people disagree regarding the quality of this movie simply because of how average it is. The most interesting thing about twilight is how strongly people feel about the movie. The movie itself isn't that remarkable.

The stories simplicity is a plus, because its more of a character driven drama than a movie with a set story to tell. The movie revolves around a girl liking a guy and letting nothing, including him wanting to physically eat her get in the way of that.

The characters are all one dimensional and that makes it easy for people who aren't all that interested in the movie to remember characters. Everyone was the physical or personality trait with the word guy, or girl at the end.

The imagery in the movie was this super bright fantasy small town. which was kind of unique not a lot of fantasy stories are told in modern small towns. Its either mid evil Europe, or some random endless forest. Although technically Twilight does have a random never ending forest.

The movie overall is very bland, and forgettable for people who aren't already Twilight fans. That's what I like most about the movie. It was a movie made for the fans of the book series. it wasn't a movie made to capitalize on a vampire craze. it wasn't made to chase some trend, it was a movie made for the fans. I'm a huge comic book fan, and I hate some movies inspired by comics that change much of the story for the movie. I can understand that some things have to be adapted to fit a different medium, but sometimes its like if you have changed this much about the story why not just change the characters names, call it a day.

Movies inspired by other mediums suffer from tweaking the process of changing characters and events to better fit with the new medium. The problem is that with too much tweaking your no longer adapting something from one medium to another your re-imagining the story of a whole, and luckily for twilight that isn't a problem at all. Their not re-imagining the twilight book their just telling the story as a movie. now the movie isn't that great because the book isn't that great. twilight is a faithful adaptation. if you didn't read or like the books Twilight the movie is a huge middle finger. screw you this isn't for you. Batman was made for everyone, Star Trek was re-imagined so that non Star Trek fans could like it. Twilight was the only franchise that could say screw you were not changing anything. I for one can respect that.

so time for the break down.

Did critics like it?
They were split. Rotten tomatoes had a perfect 50/50 split between critics who loved it and critics who hated it.

Did I like it?
No not really. I love the idea of Twilight a movie made for its fans, but as a movie Twilight just didn't have much that I found enjoyable.

Is it worth watching?
Yes. yup another one of those times in which I didn't like a movie, but you have to see it. yeah its unremarkable, but plenty of people feel quite strongly about this movie I say watch it see how you feel.

Twilight gets 3-5 stars. Its average what else needs to be said.

Bloodz Vs Wolvez review

Bloodz vs Wolvez.

Bloodz vs Wolvez is a low budget film about a gang of vampires having a never ending war with a gang of werewolves. with the leader of each gang trying to put, an end to the war with their underlings constantly undermining their authority with tragic results.

So lets break from the norm and do the break down a little early.

So Did Critics like the movie?
??? No idea. Much like Drop Down Dead no one on rotten tomatoes even took the time to review it. On the plus side however it is actually on the website. so since I couldn't find any professional reviews to contrast my review with I figured id contrast it with another blogger.

I choose Were-Wolf Movies.com Here's a link to their review http://www.werewolf-movies.com/movie.php?MovieID=36.

Their review pretty much says that the movie as a whole isn't that great, but they felt it had plenty of potential.

So Did they like it?
No. But they felt it could of been a good movie.

Did I like it?
No and I feel as if it could of been a good movie... If they replaced the story, the directing, and the cast.

So is it worth watching?
Yes. Strangely enough the movie manages to be so god awful that in all actuality its pretty entertaining to watch.

The best thing about the movie is just how bad the movie actually is. The editing is so poorly done, that fight scenes between vampires, and werewolves look like foxy boxing matches. It appears as if all of the actors were so terrified of being hit that the director allowed for Punches to be thrown a full feet away from its intended target, with the other actor still responding as if he was hit. watching scenes with that kind of ridiculousness is hilarious.

The worst part about the movie is essentially everything else. The movie lacks memorable characters, special effects, costumes that could allow people to clearly differentiate the vampires from the wolves,a lackluster story, and action sequences.


The movie in its entirety is awful so How do you enjoy it?

Here's a few tips.

tip 1. NEVER WATCH ALONE. Force this movie onto your friends. Make the DVD more regrettable to watch than the tape on the Ring. Make jokes about how bad the movie is, you'll have plenty of material.

tip 2. Don't watch the entire movie. I made the mistake of thinking maybe its gets better towards the end. No its the same movie, made by the same, people doing the same stuff. It only gets worse. Watch 30 min of the movie get a few laughs from how absurdly bad it is, and then cut it off. no point in watching the whole thing besides movie reviews and torture. However if you are curious about what happens following the first 30 minutes I say keep your hands glued to your fast forward button help yourself get through much of the dialog and onto the good parts.

Their are a few comedy scene stretched throughout this movie. and a few of them are intentionally funny look forward to them. Their easy to spot.

All in all I honestly had some fun with this movie. I watched it with a few close friends and, we spent our movie watching experience laughing and joking about what exactly was going on. I'm not sure if their is any other way to enjoy this movie. So I'm going to change things up a bit I'm going to double Rate this movie.

As a pure movie this movie only earns a 2-5.

As a entertainment source this movie earns 4-5 stars.

O god how its a bad movie, bad characters, bad plot, bad special effects, bad editing, but I watched this movie with some friends and we had a blast. I think you should definably try the movie out with a group of your friends, and see how you guys fare out. Leave comments about your experiences if you do.

My reactions to the Spiderman 4 reboot.

I loved the first two Spiderman films. Spiderman was one of my favorite super heroes growing up, so their was a special kind of excitement sitting in the theaters watching that first trailer. unsuspectingly seeing probably one of the best theatrical trailers ever made. I was so excited after seeing the trailer that my imagination took over, and I felt like I was back in grade school dreaming about the life of super hero's. May 3 could not come quick enough and seeing the first Spiderman in theaters is one of those movie moments that just doesn't come along frequently.

I was a little bit older when Spiderman two came out and I wasn't nearly as excited. Walking into that movie with no expectations lead to probably what could be described as the best moving going experience I had ever had up to that point. Not only did I get to see one of my childhood superheroes on the big screen, but I got to see one of my childhood superheroes in a great movie.

The hype created because of the quality of the first two movies, combined with pictures of venom prevented me from even giving Spiderman 3 a honest try. I saw the scene with Harry Osborn fighting Peter Parker, and could do nothing, but think about how cool that action scene as a whole was. I never actually got around to watching the movie until one day it was on HBO. Figuring that I had waited long enough I sat down, and watched it. It didn't blow me away.

Spider man 3 felt like a step down from the rest of the series, I could never figure out why their was such a stark quality difference. The series had these two amazing adventures that kind of built on top of each other then had this third one that wasn't much more than a generic superhero movie. The first two made me feel like the comics were leaping out of the panels, and onto the big screen. Spiderman 3 just didn't have that quality I didn't feel like a child watching one of my heroes, Spiderman 3 just felt like a movie. I believed Spiderman 3 suffered from being the last movie the writers and directors probably used all their best stuff for the first movies gave us what was left for Spiderman 3. like the first two movies took all the goodness that was available and spider man 3 was all they had left to work with.

Spiderman 3 was a letdown, although I do feel as though if their was another movie that could continue the story, the series could be redeemed. I was still curious to what would happen next to this incarnation of peter Parker. Really wanted to see killer croc, and if spider man would ever go up against the kingpin. in all three movies we see Spiderman take down a lot of criminals, and I really wanted to see spider man up against organized crime. Spiderman 4 could have been the sequel that revitalized the series gave it a much needed spark.

Sadly however Spiderman 4 will not be made. Sam Raimi, and Toby Mequire have backed out of making the movie claiming that they could not create a quality movie with the release date that Sony studios were trying to force on them. Sony's only recourse with the Spiderman license at that point was to do a reboot. Reboots are normally when a studio re-imagines an already made movie. Most of the time reboots don't quite capture the essence of the original, and spend so much time retelling the same story that the experience overall suffers. However their are a few exceptions including the Batman, and Incredible Hulk franchises.

its a shame that this spider man series had to end. This series started when I was a child, stayed with me through my teenage years, and disappointed me as an adult. I wish that we could of had more time together, but I understand that all things occur within its time, and now is the time for a new spider. so rest in peace Sam Raimi's Spiderman and hello reboot. with any hope it wont just be a rehash of one of the greatest super hero films of all time... or on second though maybe that wouldn't be that bad of a thing.

Drop Down Dead

Drop Down Dead is unique because even though My father has the DVD of the movie, and I spent a full 90 minutes suffering through it Google has no Idea of what it is. Im trying to do this new thing in which I take a look at the movies previews, its wiki page, and reviews rotten tomatoes so I can have something to compare my experience wit, but I guess I have to go through this one alone.

Drop Down Dead was a slasher film made for people who wanted to see people die in unique ways. That's honestly all the movie has to offer. The story revolves around this girl who works at a diner, and her trying to survive the night with this deranged serial killer that the local police have been completely inept at catching.

The character that the movie revolves around isn't all that interesting, and personally I feel that's a plus. She works a boring job, isn't especially intelligent,isn't the nicest person in the world, and doesn't appear to have that many viable skills. which makes the character seem more real. She is an every girl of sorts because she doesn't have any alienating skills its easier to connect with the character. However this also makes her completely unequipped to handle the situation that she is thrust-ed into because of the killer. She spend most of the movie asking stupid questions, making stupid decisions, and screaming. if would have been really interesting to see the perspectives of the people who constantly have to save her rather than view the events through her eyes.

The Antagonist is probably the entertaining character of the whole movie. he is completely over the top, the actor who plays him overacts, and the catchphrases he uses while he kills people should be on T-Shirts. Every scene with our antagonist is overdone, immensely stupid, and a tad bit Corney. Which makes his character the most entertaining character in the whole movie.

The remaining characters are pointless stereotypical characters that are systematically killed off by our antagonist. you rarely get to actually see people die, but I think that adds to the movie. Gives the movie a bit of imagination when all you see is the after effects of a kill instead of witnessing the actual murder take place.

The movies best scenes are the scenes with our antagonist so if for whatever reason someone you know actually has a copy of Drop Down Dead look out for these scenes.

One really good scene is right at the beginning when the killer is attacking this woman. He is so ineffective at capturing and killing her its hysterical. However he does eventually gets his hands on her and he proceeds to say some of the silliest lines of dialog uttered by a killer in movie history. almost explains why they never let Jason and Micheal say anything.

Further into the movie after our main character gets off from work a homeless man asks her for money, and they tries to assault her. She luckily enough is faster than the homeless man, but with him closely behind her she has to out smart him. How does she do that? she runs into an alleyway with one entrance and One exit and hides behind a dumpster. Somehow the homeless man who was just a few seconds behind her figures she didn't really run in the alley and gives up chase. The entirety of that chase is hysterical. from how the actors run, to the look on the homeless mans face as he gives up. all of it is priceless.

The first time our protagonist meets the killer is quite enjoyable with his inability to properly capture a person and kill them is shown again. in these one on one encounters the killer comes off as incompetent, almost as if deep deep down he really doesn't want to kill anyone.

Overall the movie is stupid. The story is bland, and the characters are used for nothing more than a means to an end. However that end usually means some detailed death trap that they find themselves into. I say if you can find it watch it. Drop down dead has plenty of Enjoyment within it.

so here's another break down.

Did critics think it was good?
No Idea. (I would guess no)

Do I think its good?
No. But its watchable.

Is it worth watching?
YUP. if not for the badly acted main antagonist you could at least watch it for the badly acted main antagonist. (that's a joke) Yeah the only redeeming thing about the movie is the bad guy, and all the deaths. so if your not into creepy dudes, and dead people maybe this just isn't the movie for you.

So all in all I give this movie a 3-5.
Not the greatest movie in the world, but definably enjoyable in some aspects.