Monday, March 29, 2010

Bloodz Vs Wolvez review

Bloodz vs Wolvez.

Bloodz vs Wolvez is a low budget film about a gang of vampires having a never ending war with a gang of werewolves. with the leader of each gang trying to put, an end to the war with their underlings constantly undermining their authority with tragic results.

So lets break from the norm and do the break down a little early.

So Did Critics like the movie?
??? No idea. Much like Drop Down Dead no one on rotten tomatoes even took the time to review it. On the plus side however it is actually on the website. so since I couldn't find any professional reviews to contrast my review with I figured id contrast it with another blogger.

I choose Were-Wolf Movies.com Here's a link to their review http://www.werewolf-movies.com/movie.php?MovieID=36.

Their review pretty much says that the movie as a whole isn't that great, but they felt it had plenty of potential.

So Did they like it?
No. But they felt it could of been a good movie.

Did I like it?
No and I feel as if it could of been a good movie... If they replaced the story, the directing, and the cast.

So is it worth watching?
Yes. Strangely enough the movie manages to be so god awful that in all actuality its pretty entertaining to watch.

The best thing about the movie is just how bad the movie actually is. The editing is so poorly done, that fight scenes between vampires, and werewolves look like foxy boxing matches. It appears as if all of the actors were so terrified of being hit that the director allowed for Punches to be thrown a full feet away from its intended target, with the other actor still responding as if he was hit. watching scenes with that kind of ridiculousness is hilarious.

The worst part about the movie is essentially everything else. The movie lacks memorable characters, special effects, costumes that could allow people to clearly differentiate the vampires from the wolves,a lackluster story, and action sequences.


The movie in its entirety is awful so How do you enjoy it?

Here's a few tips.

tip 1. NEVER WATCH ALONE. Force this movie onto your friends. Make the DVD more regrettable to watch than the tape on the Ring. Make jokes about how bad the movie is, you'll have plenty of material.

tip 2. Don't watch the entire movie. I made the mistake of thinking maybe its gets better towards the end. No its the same movie, made by the same, people doing the same stuff. It only gets worse. Watch 30 min of the movie get a few laughs from how absurdly bad it is, and then cut it off. no point in watching the whole thing besides movie reviews and torture. However if you are curious about what happens following the first 30 minutes I say keep your hands glued to your fast forward button help yourself get through much of the dialog and onto the good parts.

Their are a few comedy scene stretched throughout this movie. and a few of them are intentionally funny look forward to them. Their easy to spot.

All in all I honestly had some fun with this movie. I watched it with a few close friends and, we spent our movie watching experience laughing and joking about what exactly was going on. I'm not sure if their is any other way to enjoy this movie. So I'm going to change things up a bit I'm going to double Rate this movie.

As a pure movie this movie only earns a 2-5.

As a entertainment source this movie earns 4-5 stars.

O god how its a bad movie, bad characters, bad plot, bad special effects, bad editing, but I watched this movie with some friends and we had a blast. I think you should definably try the movie out with a group of your friends, and see how you guys fare out. Leave comments about your experiences if you do.

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